Funcle Stewey
- Shoplift hella shit from K-Mart all the time.
- Tell all the bitches I’m the drummer from Winger to get the pussy.
- Kick Lou Dobbs in the teeth.
- Go to restaurants and totally order crap that’s not on the menu.
- Call 900 numbers and then fight the credit card charges when they appear on my statement.
- Urinate wildly all over everything at Applebees, and then start waving my weiner around like a madman.
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