Vex Magazine Online » jerkness http://vexzine.com "Penicillin for Modern Culture" Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:29:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Things I Would Do If I Were a Hussar http://vexzine.com/funcle-stewey/things-i-would-do-if-i-were-a-hussar http://vexzine.com/funcle-stewey/things-i-would-do-if-i-were-a-hussar#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:45:46 +0000 Doc Staley http://vexzine.com/?p=455

Funcle Stewey

  1. Shoplift hella shit from K-Mart all the time.
  2. Tell all the bitches I’m the drummer from Winger to get the pussy.
  3. Kick Lou Dobbs in the teeth.
  4. Go to restaurants and totally order crap that’s not on the menu.
  5. Call 900 numbers and then fight the credit card charges when they appear on my statement.
  6. Urinate wildly all over everything at Applebees, and then start waving my weiner around like a madman.
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