If you hate people as much as I do, you know that there is a slight difference between annoying people and people who do annoying things. Furthermore, certain combinations of these factors can enhance each others’ loathsomeness to a degree that can drive the best man mad. For example:

• An AA Member … who … is Wiccan.
• An Aging Scenester … who … does too much coke.
• A Pothead … who … believes in UFO’s.
• A Christian … who … is a gamer.
• A Vegan … who … is super rich.
• A Fag Hag … who … is a drama queen.
• A Hoochie … who … is into Astrology.
• A Compulsive Talker … who … is still breathing.