As any sixth-grader knows, the fun of the game of Mad Libs lies in selecting words such as “penis,” “bugger,” and “fart,” thereby turning the story about Sleeping Beauty into something naughty. Well, we here at Vex have turned the tables on this pastime. What follows is an X-rated story with the dirtiest of words removed, the object being to select the most banal words possible and clean up this filthy tale.

As a male nursing professor at the local community college, I get my share of ___Adj.___ young students. I try to keep my mind on my job, but it’s not always easy. For example, the other day after class, Sybil, a blonde with very large ___Pl. Noun___, stayed to get help with her homework. As she leaned over my desk, I could see she wasn’t wearing a ___Noun___. “Anatomy is so hard,” she said, putting her hand on my ___Noun___, “isn’t there anything I could do to get some extra credit?” Despite my best efforts, I could feel myself becoming ___Adj.___. “Maybe I can do a lab report about how far I can fit a man’s ___Noun___ into my ___Noun___.

The next thing I knew, my ___Pl. Noun___  were on the floor, and Sybil was eagerly ___-ing Verb___ my ___Noun___.  I reached down and began to feel her ___Adj.___ ___Pl. Noun___. “Maybe we ought to study the female anatomy as well,” I said as I helped her onto my desk and removed her ___Noun___. I couldn’t believe it, here I was looking at this ___Adj.___, ___Adj.___ student’s___Adj.___ ___Noun___. Soon my ___Adj.___ ___Noun___ was moving in and out of her ___Noun___. Sybil ___Past tense Verb___ with ___Emotion___ as I began to ___Verb___ her more ___Adv.___. I could feel myself getting ready to ___Verb___, so I quickly pulled out my ___Noun___ and ___Past tense Verb___ all over her ___Pl. Noun___.

Trust me, a student as ___Adj.___ as Sybil definitely deserves an A+.